inside: a (presumably) visually interesting story about size changing shenanigans
on the cover: kids playing hide and seek, not even a pun or anything
Kind of a shit hiding place… Either you leave the vault door open, or you get trapped inside- there’s no handle on the inside of the door!
NO I DON’T WANT GOLDEN PANTS I WANT TO GO BACK TO A WORLD THAT MAKES SENSE
… so you want to go back to a world where everyone you love keeps dying horribly, and you get turned into various bits of clothing?
YES
… *Click, click, click…* Right then! You now have 8 stacks of 64 Eyes of Ender, and an equal number of Ender Pearls. I would recommend you not throw them.
GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
… But why? You look so happy! Here, have pants made of gold.
NO I DON’T WANT GOLDEN PANTS I WANT TO GO BACK TO A WORLD THAT MAKES SENSE
… so you want to go back to a world where everyone you love keeps dying horribly, and you get turned into various bits of clothing?
DAMN ITNo, don’t set things on fire. That won’t help. …Also, don’t look at the pigs. They are soulless abominations.
GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
… But why? You look so happy! Here, have pants made of gold.
voiceofdamnation replied to your post: Well, if you’re going to be THAT way about it… Spend the next 48 hours in a world made of blocks, where gravity doesn’t work quite right, and punching an object for long enough will remove a cubic meter of material! … Diggy hole!I’m sure you’ll be fine… Just… don’t look directly at the glowing eyes in the darkness. … Also, punch trees.DAMN IT
No, don’t set things on fire. That won’t help. …Also, don’t look at the pigs. They are soulless abominations.
SURE.
I don’t believe you.
Eat this bar of chocolate as a test of faith.
NO.
it it because it will make you sick?
I knew it. The Jyg is up.
OKAY, FINE, I’LL ADMIT IT. IT’S ME, HIRCINE. I JUST PRETENDED TO BE PREGNANT JYGGALAG BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO BE A MASSIVE ASSFACE AND STEAL MY SQUEAKY STEAK TOY.
Dun-dun-DUUUUUN!
voiceofdamnation replied to your post: M!A: You are now surrounded by a crowd of 30 naked female Chimer.… is this CHIM? Ayem, what do you think?-covering his eyes- Someone get them robes or… or something, at least!
They look cold.
wait i dont get it))[[Instead of having HH cups, which is obviously referring to the size of her tits, I drew some cups with the letters HH on them. I make myself laugh and try to be sneaky with magic anons and how I respond to them, sometimes]]
WOAH WAIT THERE ARE HH CUPS BOOBS?
I DONT
HOW BIG IS THAT EVEN?))
[[Man, boobs can get bigger than H, even. It all depends on how big your ribcage is. A very petite woman with what you would probably call DDs probably actually has at least Fs. it’s just how bras are measured.]]
[[Google Image Search suggests a size of… somewhat larger than one’s head.]]
