A Disturbing Thought

askayem:

hi as FUK where the hell is my metal bra

You sold it to that worm thing, remember? He was saying something about Solo and the Wookiee, which I think is some sort of freaky sex thing.

occupyrichierich:

Note that this is the final issue of this match made in hell crossover.  In the absence of contradictory information I can only assume it ended with Richie’s remote-control giant lizard robots cornering the NKotB and messily tearing them apart.

Are we just going to ignore that this includes the LAZIEST money pun that we’ve seen so far, up at the top there in the tagline?

occupyrichierich:

Note that this is the final issue of this match made in hell crossover.  In the absence of contradictory information I can only assume it ended with Richie’s remote-control giant lizard robots cornering the NKotB and messily tearing them apart.

Are we just going to ignore that this includes the LAZIEST money pun that we’ve seen so far, up at the top there in the tagline?

occupyrichierich:

inside: a (presumably) visually interesting story about size changing shenanigans
on the cover: kids playing hide and seek, not even a pun or anything

Kind of a shit hiding place… Either you leave the vault door open, or you get trapped inside- there’s no handle on the inside of the door!

occupyrichierich:

inside: a (presumably) visually interesting story about size changing shenanigans

on the cover: kids playing hide and seek, not even a pun or anything

Kind of a shit hiding place… Either you leave the vault door open, or you get trapped inside- there’s no handle on the inside of the door!

ask-alandrosul:

voiceofdamnation:

ask-alandrosul:

NO I DON’T WANT GOLDEN PANTS I WANT TO GO BACK TO A WORLD THAT MAKES SENSE 

… so you want to go back to a world where everyone you love keeps dying horribly, and you get turned into various bits of clothing?

YES 

… *Click, click, click…* Right then! You now have 8 stacks of 64 Eyes of Ender, and an equal number of Ender Pearls. I would recommend you not throw them.

ask-alandrosul:

voiceofdamnation:

ask-alandrosul:

GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

… But why? You look so happy! Here, have pants made of gold.

NO I DON’T WANT GOLDEN PANTS I WANT TO GO BACK TO A WORLD THAT MAKES SENSE 

… so you want to go back to a world where everyone you love keeps dying horribly, and you get turned into various bits of clothing?

ask-alandrosul:

voiceofdamnation:

ask-alandrosul:

DAMN IT 

No, don’t set things on fire. That won’t help. …Also, don’t look at the pigs. They are soulless abominations.

GET ME OUT GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

… But why? You look so happy! Here, have pants made of gold.

ask-alandrosul:

I’m sure you’ll be fine… Just… don’t look directly at the glowing eyes in the darkness. … Also, punch trees.

DAMN IT 

No, don’t set things on fire. That won’t help. …Also, don’t look at the pigs. They are soulless abominations.

iammpregwithaurielsbaby:

askazura:

iammpregwithaurielsbaby:

askazura:


SURE.

I don’t believe you.

Eat this bar of chocolate as a test of faith.

NO. 

it it because it will make you sick?

I knew it. The Jyg is up.

OKAY, FINE, I’LL ADMIT IT. IT’S ME, HIRCINE. I JUST PRETENDED TO BE PREGNANT JYGGALAG BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO BE A MASSIVE ASSFACE AND STEAL MY SQUEAKY STEAK TOY. 

Dun-dun-DUUUUUN!

ask-alandrosul:

askizar:

ask-alandrosul:

askizar:

ask-alandrosul:

The truth. Obviously. 

Is it?

Why wouldn’t it be? 

Why would it be?

…because? 

Who’s on first?

ask-nerevarindoril:

… is this CHIM? Ayem, what do you think?

-covering his eyes- Someone get them robes or… or something, at least!

They look cold.